Blurb

Two adventurers set out on a grand adventure to discover why certain things happened in certain ways, like the unimaginable terror of having a trigger-happy Texas frat boy as a president. Along the way, they found many other things that made the world a nice place, like friendship, love, natural 20 roll, and someone paying your tab.

Of course, these adventurers would not even notice these things, because frankly, the story is just beginning. And the adventurers... are YOU!


"... Next! " - Edith Thor, All-Cheap-Stories Publishing House

" Wonderful story! Imaginative! Wild! ... now quick, before someone comes, under the table please..." - J.K. Rolling, Transparency News